Need help drugtest today

Do any of you know the exact name for the detox drinks from GNC? I have a lab drugtest today thats court ordered and its my last one, I get off probation in TWO WEEKS. today is 10/14 and i need this drink to get marijuana outta my system ya know

 

Your fucked! Should have asked for advice sooner. Nothing we can do for you today.

 

http://www.gnc.com/family/index.jsp...112&view=all&gclid=CL6wxZKbp5YCFQObFQodox2Ixg

THat may help

 

sertol 3 bucks at Wal-Mart and Drink water out the wazu

 

Water won't do anything.

 

I normally don't give advice on how to pass drug tests, since the information is so widely available. But I will counter the bad advice here. "water won't do anything" is exactly wrong. Water is the only thing that makes a difference. Everything else is meant to increase the amount of water in your urine, and to hide the fact that you drank a lot of water.

 

thats not true. urine is primarily water. what shows up in the test (assuming you only smoke weed) is cannabinoid metabolites, the byproducts of metabolizing cannabis compounds. drinking lots of water dilutes this, and if you drink enough water the concentration will be so low you will show up negative.

however, if your piss is clear, some people won't accept it.

worst case scenario, they may have you take a second test.

best case scenario, you test clean.

best way to do it is take plenty of b vitamins to make your urine bright yellow while drinking enough water to significantly lower the THC metabolites to the point of testing negative.

there is no garauntee.

i dont know if GNC even sells detox.

i DID have a good friend who fooled ohio courts with detox using it as recommended, though.

but neither will "clean you out"

but water can make you show up negative

 

Woah is this for real?

 

first, find a button. any ordinary button will do. then find a cup and a marker. write "SEARCH" on the cup, drop in the button, fill with seltzer water and drink.
I call it "search button" and it works like a charm.

 

I understand that water CAN help. I just figured that he wouldn't be able to drink enough water to really do anything if he had a test later that day.

 

yes it will, if he drinks a bottle or 2 gatorade size bottles his pee should be diluted

 

Well, now I know.

Where you from in St. Louis, man?

 

dude, water is a stoner's best friend.
It can dilute your pee, just drink a lot...
water cures cottonmouth (duh)
gets rid of red eye

 

1. Get one of those hand warmers

2. Get a clean person to pee in a cup

3. about 3 hours before test, rip open the package of the hand warmer.

4. tape it to cup

5. it will warm the piss up

6. when it comes to testing time, just pour the piss into the designated cup

7. you passed the test!