I decree that peanuts must be sold with shells on. I think people are too lazy. My second decree would be that sensors must be put up at the side of roads that are linked to cars so they stop when a hedgehog (or other fortunate animal) wishes to cross. My Third decree would be to ban cars altogether, along with electricity. Thus rendering decree 2 irrelevant. My final decree would be to ban law, giving total freedom/anarchy to the masses. Thus rendering this post pointless. Except the one about peanuts. People really are too lazy.
Hey, this is my first post, so i'd like to say hey to everyone. Anywhoo, world domination. I would first force an intelligence test on the world, take the top 5% bring them back to Britain. The other 95% would be placed on fixed bicycles with dynamos on, and the current energy crisis would be easily averted, alternatavely the masses could be killed off and australia turned into a giant solar panel. The only other law would be, I am the law.
If anyone was actually insane enough to put me in power in the first place, I'd 1) Legalize all narcotics, taking money and power away from criminal cartels/international terrorists and placing massive extra funds at the disposal of my government. 2) Use these funds to massively improve the standard of living for all residents of my country. Healthcare/Education etc 3) Pass Legislation forcing people to respect the rights and property of individuals, infingement of said rights will result in the immediate execution of the offender. E.g You rob someones house. - Death Penalty You attack someone in the street. - Death Penalty You rape/molest somebody. - Death Penalty You harass/attack people because of colour/creed. - Death Penalty 4) Open Government files, by this I mean all documentation pertaining to my Government, it's relationships and dealings with individuals/other Governments would be made publicly available to any citizen of my Country. 5) Nationalise all Banking, Utilities, and Transport Systems to bring them under control of central Government, Utilities and Transport would then be run as Non-Profit Organisations, Banking as a limited profit organisation. Hopefully this would result in a reduced cost of living, and put an end to corrupt 'fat cat' boardroom bullshit. That'd be just the beginning...