i dont like parties

OK, first we climb out the window of the second floor and talk for a while, then get kicked out, after which we gatecrash a corporate party and steal a bunch of balloons and tie them to our belts. Then we go to a sleazy sports bar and have conversations about life with old drunks, then we go to the Scottish Pub and participate in a ceilidh, we steal all the fake fruit from the fruit bowls, make friends with a fire eater, then we walk down dark alleys talking excitedly about the empty bottomless feeling of the futility of living that dwells deep within our bellies and then we go for a swim in the lake.

 

can I be the third wheel? that sounds fun.

 

*swoon* my dream life!!!!

 

I'd love you to be the third wheel!

 

Hell yeah, you can be the tagalong.

 

sweet

 

Got any weed?

 

I am weed.

 

parties just remind me of how everyone else has more fun than i do at them.

 

You just need to start doing what I do and get really drunk lose all your inhibitions, realize a perfect and utter contempt for all normality and try your best to freak people out without actually being nasty or immoral. Its fun and you attract like minded people. I haven't really tried this in my home city though, i'd probably get beaten up.

And stalk another thing, place to crash?

 

I can crash anywhere...
I've slept up against a wall on a cold ass street.

I'm gonna crash on the internet, download a blanket, it's all good.

 

no but he meant for us haha I don't want an internet blanket!! I'm spoiled. Maybe you guys can be my blanket

 

Don't get a virus.

 

Love Sandwich!

 

come crash at my cabin, then.

open invitation.

I cook good and we can make crazy music

 

I will bring the doritos and soda pop.

LOL, I just said soda pop.

 

ewww.
none of that shit! Beer. Please.

 

I don't really care for parties anymore, but it depends on how you look at it.

Most parties I used to like have turned into just getting drunk and acting stupid. I mean sure, it's fun sometimes but when it's every one doing it every time is the same, it's just annoying.
Usually I'd rather just hang out with my buds, drink and listen to music or jam a little.

Show parties and after parties are usually good depending on the scene, they're usually about the music and the friends, then the booze.

I still like parties that my close friends have, they're usually good, not too many people, everyone knows everyone, or at least accepts the ones they don't... nothing gets TOO out of control, a few drinking games here and there, you know.
And they're still fucking awesome, sometimes last like three days without anyone caring haha

 

I don't like a lot of parties. Dinnerparties and familyparties always feel a bit like an obligation here. I think I can hide my dislike pretty well though, but I don't go to all of them, haha.
Other parties, well, depends on lots of things. Especially my mood and the kind of people. Oh yes, and in clubs and stuff the music have to be good. And if there's no alcohol every party feels like an obligation after an hour or so

 

hahahaha *points and laughs*