Ways to still get a job even if you aren't clean.

I'm sick of being clean, but I still need a job. Any suggestions?

 

get a job that doesn't drug test...

 

fast food.. restaurant.. grocery store

 

Get someone thats clean to piss in a glue bottle for you,most places dont watch you piss.

 

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if they ask for a drug test, tell them that you do not support such an invasion of one's privacy. remind them that you can pass a test and still come to work drunk, which is much worse than the recreational weekend use of cannabis.

otherwise, tell them to shove it.

 

Shit in your sisters pillowcase the night before the drug test. you'll be clean as a whistle

 

You'll be clean but your sister sure as hell wont be

 

Well all of my friends smoke pretty much every day and also have jobs, same goes for me. Places don't really care that much as long as you aren't coming in high. I've had a couple of jobs so far in my life time, and nobody has even mentioned getting drug tested. Of course I had to agree when I got hired that I would take a drug test if asked to, but I won't get tested. If for some reason I do, I'll just quit and go work somewhere else.


ACTUALLY...

Since you said you are tired of being clean but you need a job, I'm guessing you are clean at the moment. How about go get a job TODAY, take the test if you need to, and start smoking again tonight. Chances are if they don't piss test you when you first start, they won't.

 

she'll love it though

 

I don't have a sister, does this mean I'm busted?

 

I was wondering this too. I can't even find jobs that don't drug test... mom and pop stores seem to never be hiring since everyone wants to stay there...

 

Move to Canada.

 

get a drink, or just stay clean

other than that, your basically screwed, no one i can think of doesnt test, that include fast food and grocery stores

 

just cheat your test

 

did you ever try.... getting sober for awhile?

 

I worked at a car dealership as a receptionist and cashier for a while and they did not drug test me

 

lol

 

piss in a jar...freeze it...smoke...and when the time comes if you need to test for a job thaw out the piss and heat it to 98 degrees...then proceed to put it in a condom, tape it to your leg, and use on the test

 

Hmm, a very novel idea. I should get sober from being sober for awhile... how exactly do I do that though?