I have some questions about girls.

Face Eater, I think you just haven't met the *right* girl yet. When you do, you will wanna approach her, it will go naturally.. I truly believe that. It's okay you aren't meeting a ton of girls and going out with them.. it won't make you a better guy. Sometimes things happen when you least expect them. Just stop thinking about it and.. you may be surprised

 

What if he's not only in the market for long term relationships though?

 

It's not that hard.
You just talk.
Be respectful, maybe try to make her laugh.

 

Making a girl laugh always works.

 

Just do your dance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If that doesn't work, nothing will...

 

Also, try wearing a wedding ring. It makes every girl want you. If asked about it, make up a story about how your wife died in some sort of horrible accident, and you just haven't been able to bring yourself to taking the ring off yet.

 

Does that usually work for you, boosh?

 

just kidnap her and tell her she cannot leave until she is interested in you.

 

Nope, I use a different story

 

I agree with Piaf, that dance is sexyyyyy

honestly though, did you ever think that the girls you may be most compatable with, may be in the same boat as you? genuine, interesting people, who just don't socialize much because they are either shy, or have the same notion that "people are empathetic, shallow, uninteresting"

I mean this in a nice way.. I'm the same way-- I sort of spend all of my time alone and find everyone I meet too dull/dumb to actually want to get to know further.

I guess my best advice is approach a girl who also appears to be a bit of a loner.

 

excellent advice.

 

Ignore the women in this thread. They are trying to get you married, not laid.

 

:smilielol5::rofl:

 

arty:

 

Nuh uh.

I already have an agreement with FaceEater. We're good friends that occasionally date and make out.

 

Then why is he posting?

 

Cause we're friends with benefits. And he wants a gf. A real one...Duh

 

hahah, true

 

stop thinking of them as "girls" and start thinking of them as people.

 

Start thinking of them as a place to pour tequila shots