noisey neighbours

she wouldn't!

be ready....and shoot her in the eye with mayonaise first.

Then you two can roll around fighting and you would have become a hero by keeping one of them alive.

 

my mayo is in a pot tho, i think the tommy K would have more of an accurate fire and a better range.

 

k, now I don't know what Tommy K is.

 

haha, wouldn't that be the same situation, one dead and one alive, only you'd be charged with murder, not the other one.

on the other hand, if you put the fight on youtube, you'll become a hero to many lonely people.

 

its me being cool and meaning tomoto sauce. tomato ketchup. red sauce.

 

oh they are just wrestling....no murder.

But I was thinking...would be a good idea to lube the ground with vaseline so when she comes out to squirt you in the eye, You will have the advantage since she will already be on her ass....then you can shoot the Tommy K in his eye.

 

you've done this before havn't you mariecstasy!!

 

I wish I were that cool.

I just have an dark humor.

 

and you bulk buy condements

 

only on the third tuesday after each full moon providing that I see neighbor fights in my crystal ball.

 

hahaha. i need to get me one of them balls!!

 

I like Tommy K on my french fries

 

I rub tommy k all over my ball before seeking its wisdom.

 

i squirt tommy k at people and am now going to use it on my ball too, better bulk buy.