If YOU Met PARiS HiLTON What Would U Do With Her?..

Discussion in 'People' started by Vremmi, Feb 24, 2008.

  1. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Fuck her, rob her, by bud with her dads cash.
     
  2. FinnishButterfly

    FinnishButterfly JennyJelly

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    I have an idea, here, read the thread I'm posting about your daughter.
     
  3. pineapple08

    pineapple08 Members

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    She's only human like the rest of us. Just very rich and very shamless. What would I say to her if I met her. I would probably tell her to put on some underwear on if she was not wearing any.
     
  4. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

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    I'm sure that anybody who has seen her sex vid would not want to screw her.

    It would be like making love to a blowup doll, a.k.a very, very, VERY, sad.

    In the vid though it looks like she's give decent head, so try that, probably deepthroat her for a while.

    As far as I could tell she's probably never done anal ( she's a whore but you can easily tell she wouldn't go for anal because of what she thinks about it ), so I'd probably drug her and sodomize her, then go back to deepthroating her until she choked and died.

    I honestly wouldn't feel bad about killing her lol.
     
  5. whereami

    whereami Member

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    So in reality, not one of us mere mortals could get away with hitting her, slapping her, raping her or whatever the hell else y'all have claimed to do want to do to her. Mostly because a high powered lawyer would eat you for lunch.


    Most I could say that I would do to her & be able to get away with it is simply laugh in her face. Make her feel like a piece of trash.
     
  6. naturalbornthrilla

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    I saw her in Beverly Hills a while back after work... she looks like a fucking Alien.

    Thats all I have to say about her.
     
  7. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i'd just say hi, like i would anyone else.

    and try not to attract attention by acting like i knew who she was or anything.

    (which i probably wouldn't anyway. for all i know, if she's every been anyplace i was maybe i have. but i kind of doubt it.)

    like someone said, people are just people.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  8. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    this thread could have also have been entitled "if you ment courtny love what would you do with her?" both of those gals belong in the same boat together. their both wacked in the head! i think they allways been wacky. just to be fair to you gals, some of us guys are just as wacked in the head too. for example, i would put michale 'wacko jacko' jackson and tom cruse in that boat with those two gals. i tend to think that mike was allways wacked in the head. tom use to be un-wacked in the head, but he sure has gone wacky in the head too! do you think maybe he is possessed by the ghost of l. ron hubbert running around in his head?
     
  9. pixeewinged

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  10. laurenq

    laurenq Member

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    hmm we all make mistakes man

    i think its interesting though how we can hate people weve never actually met
    hmmm
     
  11. D_MAN

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    I'm gay for you. Or...you know what I mean.

    but I'm a loser and would smash her face in without thinking.
     
  12. TammyB

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    I actually met her.. She came into the store I was working at (Hello Kitty store) and was very courteous. She Was there about 20 minutes quickly choosing what she wanted and what she didn't want. Thanked everyone and left. No fuss and no rudeness.

    So, I suppose if I met her i'd help her with her purchase.
     
  13. deleted

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    Id fuck her in her ear its proly tighter.
     
  14. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I'd do her.

































     
  15. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    I'd tell her to give me a blowjob, then I'd film it. Sell it later.
     
  16. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Thats the way to go.
     
  17. polexiayay

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    ignore her
     
  18. AerialReaver

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    I feel the same way, I mean who are we to judge? I might not respect her work as a singer or actress. And her personal life is definitely blown out of purporsion by the media and everyone obsessing over it. I feel like asking what would she do if she met me? Probably what every normal person would do after meeting someone for the first time.
     
  19. deleted

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    Lick her toad Skin and trip Balls thats what Id do...

    I hope I dont get warts..
     
  20. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

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    What would I do with her? Why, I'd use her to mop my floor of course!

    WTF kinda question is that, anyway?
     

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