If you could pretend to be another forumer for a day...

booshnoogs. i've had the hots for his wife for years.

 

Ooooh....Thats a good one.
I would call people fat and constantly talk about my big black dick

 

and, being booshnoogs, i could reach the top shelf without having to climb up onto the counter like a 6 year old..

 

Oooh is he tall ?
I don't think I've ever seen his pics. I can't really remember.

 

he's over 6', like 6'5" or something.

 

I think I'd be him too, but instead, I'd ruin his rep by doing all the people he'd consider non-doable

and buy a bunch of birds.

 

Oh and I'd be totally nice and sweet to everyone...And I'd PM everyone here and tell them something overly nice/cheesy.

BTW, why birds ?

 

I'd pretend to be myself because I'd have to try to hard to pretend to be someone, and i hate that shit. also because I don't think I actually know anything about anyone here at all. which is weird considering how much time i waste here.

 

because birds are annoying. Nothing against BSR, it would just be funny.

 

I was happy, now Im sad.

 

I would be Greengirl and look at myself naked all day.

 

I want bird and greengirl to get hitched

 

Such as..
You are brighter than all the rays of the sun
and your warmth resonates deep inside of me and radiates so much light that I am blinded like crazy maaaan

 

What does hitched mean?

 

Cheesier.

 

wed

 

zilla! i'd be zilla! and go shopping and stuff for bikinis.

 

I would be pressed rat and announce that I'm voting for Obama because Biden makes me hard.

 

Id be tree and seduce someone southern vixen style.