i just over heard something both disturbing and hilarious

I get drunk after 3 beers now. It's pathetic.

 

Fair's fair. :biggrin:

 

that's not pathetic, that's gooooooood.
as do I

 

I get giggly after one.

 

I sure miss drinking.

 

Yeah you can be drooling, stumbling, puking all over yourself.

'I swearr tah god mann, Im fckuing sobre, I can dirve fin'

 

Thats economical

 

Mhm, there wasn't much he could say to that one

 

haha Well I guess that's better than sitting on a cactus:tongue:

 

For some reason I pasted out in my roommates walk-in closet when I woke up I couldn't see and couldn't figure out were I was and I had to pee so bad. I finally peed on a pile of cloths in a corner.
And one time in college after a hard night of drinking my roommate walked into the kitchen opened the oven and started peeing, he had no memory of it in the morning.

 

Haha, I didn't know normal people pee in the sink.

Anyway, one time we got this friend really drunk.. and we told him that he peed himself bad and kept laughing at it when in fact he didnt pee himself at all.
He kept staring at his crotch for about 10 mins until he actually pissed himself.

 

my boyfrend always pees in bottles when we are drving or upstairs in his room. hes not even drunk when he does that, imagine where he would pee if he was!

 

I once peed myself on a rave. I was rolllin and I went downstairs to the bathroom, the line was huge. I thought, whatever, I'll just go dance a little more and then come back. I did that and kinda forgot about it, until I really had to go, the line was huge again. When I got to go in, I didnt have time to take my pants off, I just pee all over myself. I had drank tons of water so my pee was colorless and didnt smell like pee, but every girl outside could see that I just pee myself when I walked out with my wet pants. I wasnt too embarassed

Another time, after yet another rave, we were all hanging out in this bar in the beach, basically everyone that was there was at the party, we were all pretty fucked up. My friend was the worst, he fell asleep on my friend's lap and ended sticking his head under her skirt haha, I guess the sun was bothering then he woke up, walked to the beach and started peeing. There were tourists walking and they had to jump over to not get peed by him, later on we found him (when he was gonna do the same thing and we directed him to the bathroom) laying down someone's front steps.

 

At least drunk pee is practically water anyway...

 

Haha Budpiss yah, not the finer ales

 

hmm, I have a couple involving me, and a couple involving friends... and a poo story or two...

unfortunately, I have to go out right now, but I'll post one or two when I get back.

 

I am assuming the spelling errors were on purpose. lol

Tiffany

 

embarrassment is a useless emotion
chuck it out the window

i have no shame either, if i have to pee, i'll pee
that's why i wear short skirts alot when i'm drinking

pissing in the sink is normal, pissing in someones laundry bin is weird
and really really funny

 

Patrick sleepwalk-pees, one night he was passed out on his bed, and then he just got up, stumbled around for a minute, and peed on his bookshelf. Then he collapsed back on his bed.

The next morning I checked on him and he had peed in his bed :/

 

i don't have any, but my uncle was a drunk and when he'd come over he'd pee in our closet.