How do you think aliens would describe human beings?

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good for nothing but making ketchup.

 

ROTFL

 

fucked up anal retentive assholes

 

Very divided.

 

depends where they landed. if they saw me first they would concede that they are an inferior race and just go back home.

 

a bunch of snotty catty bitches

 

superior

 

aliens are human beings, too, you bigot:toetap05:


oh, unless you mean space people.

i dont know.....tasty? loyal? make good pets? a lot smarter than you'd expect? good with a little garlic and olive oil? probably depends on what their culture is like.

 

I think they'd also say

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But my alien is a bit rusty.
I don't know all the new slang.

 

Yummy

 

oooiilllll.....cannnnnn

 

Hahaha..

I actually have an alien in an egg on my desk.
Its name is Keegot.

 

wasteful, ignorant, unevolved lifeforms

 

Familiar with Robert Silverberg's Berserkerstories? (if you're not, think of the Borg from Star Trek TNG) When humanity breaks out into the galaxy, the peaceful races don't quite know what to think about us, because we're so gosh-darn good at making war, and really seem to enjoy it.. Then the Berserkers arrive, and we're everybody's best friend, because we're just so gosh darn good at making war...

 

Either as vermin that need to be exterminated, to allow the earth to be inhabitable or as children that need to be taught how to get along.

 

its funny how much humanity hates and loves itself simultaneously.

i dont see other life forms as all that likely to be so much more sophisticated, intelligent, or peaceful than us.

sure there would be many differences, obviously.

and they might be more intelligent, more peaceful or more reasonable.

but the opposite is just as likely, really.

look at the other intelligent beings on our own planet...the great apes, dolphins, octopi....they all fight with each other at times, too.

some creatures are more or less prone to fighting with each other....but it seems to me unlikely that just because a being is more advanced socially/technologically that they will be inherently more benevolent. we are a good example to suggest that the opposite may well be true

 

They'd probably have better booze.

 

upon entering the atmosphere and landing their ships the aliens opened the door, walked out onto the planet and said ... "shit where's that dude that offered us a burrito and told us to check out vegas last time we were here? that dude was awesome!"

 

they would shake their heads at the crappy hybrids they made. then nuke us and start over.. maybe a little more alien and a lot less monkey this time.