i just over heard something both disturbing and hilarious

Well, did he piss in the laundry basin? The thing underneath the faucet? or into like a laundry hamper??

I typically do the same thing. I wear a lot of skirts in the summertime anyway.

When is the last time you peed somewhere strange?

I peed in the bushes just last Tuesday. I also have the habit of peeing with the bathroom door wide open. I go in and do my thing all of the time without too much care who is home or around.

 

Once I thought I was having an orgasm and the person I was with was like 'just let it go, let it go' so I did. No orgasm, but I peed all over the floor (we were having sex on the floor).

 

Thats happened to a friend of mine.

 

my cousin got drunk and took a whiz in the furnace vent

 

Okay here's a couple.

Me:
-One time after a show in Barrie we got separated from the crowd and ended up at a park in the south end. After a while I had to piss and we realized there was nothing in walking distance with a bathroom. I had to go really bad, and was really drunk so I decided to go on the swing... with my pants on because it was a public place after all

-Another time, when I was on meds for fucked up ribs, and started drinking, not knowing it made you have less feelings "down there" when mixed with alcohol. We were at the back of a store and all of a sudden I had to piss right then, so I went inside the shipping truck, which always deserted and empty...or so I thought.
It turned out that, yes it was deserted, but it wasn't empty and I ended up pissing on some cell phones or something. lol
Luckily it was a walmart so they thought it was bomb and we laughed...boys

Other:
-After a local show we went to our friends place to drink and crash for the night, and my friend Matty was WASTED and shit all over the toilet and our friend keith was nice enough to clean it up for him. (I believe it was in his early drinking days, back when he was still 19)

-After a show and the after party, we made our way up to my dads place, started drinking with him and after a while, Brad had to go to the bathroom.
Brad, in his probably way beyond drunken state, went to the dresser and insisted it was the bathroom.
It was so funny though, like everyone was trying to convince him it wasn't the bathroom and he was like "leave me alone" and peed in the dresser despite people trying to physically pull him away from the dresser.
lol he's very strong when he "wants" to be.

Those are the ones that came to my head, there are others but whatever.

 

Oh that must have sucked.

Ok I will post cause this is kind of fun. So I had to pee really bad when I was with my dad and I didn't have a place to go. So He pulled onto the side of the road and I pulled my pants squated down and still peed on myself. I was literally pissed. :smilielol5: But I felt better even with my pants soaked in piss lol.

Tiffany

 

I don't think that was pee :tongue:

 

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lol

 

I've peed on someone before, but he was really into it. I thought it was weird, Eh. Everyone has their thing.

 

Ever walk in on someone having phone sex? It's both disturbing and hilarious! lol

 

My brother walked in on me having phone sex once. He was like "OMG, you are soooooo disgusting, get out of here!!" and I was of course very embarrassed. But there's going to be something far more embarrassing present itself at my wedding, I can count on it.

 

this popular kid in my senior class died last year and at his funreal all his close friends spoke and he talked about when moe (the died one) got locked in a room and had to listen to his friend have phone sex with his girlfriend at football camp. def a story to lighten up the mood.