I dare you to leave everything behind and go travel with me!

We can:

- save pandas
- admire ancient buildings
- experience new cultures
- discover new species
- make contact with long-lost civilisations
- sip Piña Coladas on a tropical beach
- dance with tigers
- party with likeminded strangers
- make music with local artists

And much, much more.

Taking applications now, because I want YOU to join me on my next travel!

Love, bird.

 

sounds good, but i haven't a penny to my name and no legal way to earn enough to travel - at the moment

 

i'd rather not save pandas though. you kind of have to eat them all in one sitting. they dont reheat well....like fish, or fast food

 

With the right mindset, money is the least of your problems.

 

Would there be some gay sex?

 

oh i know once out and about there's money to be had.

but i'm

a) not ready for such a lifestyle at the moment (commitments i'm not willing to break)
b) not employed currently

seriously, i have no money, and while money isn't the most important thing, i have no way to get a free plane or boat ride to another continent

 

Absolutely. There will be all kinds of sex, such as:

- gay sex
- heterosexual sex
- 2 girls, 1 bird sex
- orgies
- watching sexy girls masturbate with candles, bananas and cucumbers
- ladyboy sex

And much, much more!

 

You seem rather creative and intelligent. Use that talent and a complete new world opens up.

 

I wish I could, it sounds awesome.

 

Why can't you?

 

it would be more enticing without the ladyboys or gay sex. just personal preferences haha

 

ffs, you just had to post this invitation a day after I sent my enrolment to uni for next year didnt you

 

You are not forced into any of that. It is all optional.

 

what is ladyboy sex?

 

Yes, this is a test to see what's more important to you: gay sex or an education.

 

Sex with a ladyboy.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladyboy

 

I have wanted to do this for at least a year!

I am planning on flying from France in mid January to perhaps Spain. Than Morocco. Italy, Germany, than maybe to China (where maybe I will have a teaching job). Than explore Mongolia, Thailand, etc. when I have the chance.

But yah, I would love to leave it all behind and just go...just always have to have an exit ticket to somewhere ready when you enter a country in many cases.

 

I have some abandonment issues, I couldn't do it.
Plus I finally like where things are going...

have fun though!

 

lol, i must sound like a complete dumbass but what's a ladyboy...a tranny?!

sounds like an interesting adventure, I think you and stalk should travel together- I think you're a match made in travelling heaven