How is the poster above going to die?

tire explosing after removing a truck tire that had a split rim...

 

Fell under his wifes car at 58 MPH

 

my dragons are going to kill him to protect me

 

Smashed in a banana truck rollover

 

i'm the sand below the truck ha?

will die as crash test dummy

 

Killed by me......The Dragon Slayer

 

swallowed by a large mutant skeeter.....:-0

 

thought he wasnt supossed to not move for the rest of his life

 

got bit by a snake in the grass

 

Trampled to death by snowbird Canadians as they stampeded into Florida

 

forgot to stop on his bicycle at a major intersection.....shit-squish....

 

got caught napping on the fresh pavement by a steamroller

 

old age

 

freak snowstorm in his house....

 

Morpions

 

triple somersault from the upper dive board into an empty swimming pool, nice form tho....

 

Chuck Norris.

 

Beat to death by Gary Coleman

 

Catching malaria from a mosquito.

 

committed suicide when heard about Anna Nicole Smiths death