my gay friend always grabs my boobs....

It's becoming very apparent from this thread that gay men live a charmed life

 

Only your gay friends grab your boobs? All my friends do. My friend Ceeair told me it's a stress reliever for her.

 

Gay men, straight women... it doesn't matter... everyone loves boobs.

 

I am extremely stressed right now...Can you help me!

 

Oh god, not another one.

 

I wish I was a boob. Then people would grab me

 

Actually yes I can. I'm still wrapped up in my towel from my shower. *drops towel*

 

This is exactly what I've been waiting for you to do


*Grabs towel washes his car*

 

it's gonna leave lint all over your car....

 

The lint I understand, why are there so many little red curly hairs stuck to my paint though?

 

i don't know. i thought she prefered uber blondes.

 

We call that strategy the switch.

Tell the babe you're into dudes, meet her up to dish about celebrity gossip, and grab her boobs asunder.

I'm more of a 'hey look over there' style of groper.

 

maybe hes pretending to be gay to grab your boobs

jugs?

breasts that sounds better

does it?

 

or maybe he likes to grab hooters because they feel like huge balls...

 

My favorite is pretending to be blind for a day and grabbing everyone to figure out who they are.

Takes better acting than just stopping at bath and body works, but if you can pull it off, you're an artist.

... of boob grabbing. :biggrin:

 

Lode, you should teach some seminars...

 

i'm not gay and i like to grab myself some fun bags every once in a while. how can anyone resist?

 

If I act gay, may I handle the sweater puppets?......please.?..

 

You already sound a bit gay with all the begging. Good work.

 

if I act like a blind gay guy, do you think someone will let me poke their anus...?