Hey y'all guys, have you been messing around with my girlfriend Mary Jane???? Well, fuck me sideways and call me Nancy!! I am surprised to find other people here that are also in love with my dear Mary Jane. She is such a dear sweet girl, so I thought that I would pledge my allegiange to her. That may be a bit difficult (Considering the fact the US go'ment is racist and don't like no drugs that they can't make no kindsa moolah off), so I need your help. I am posting a webpage on del.icio.us which I think is a completely awesome page. Go to del.icio.us/legalizalo which is a group of pages that I have compilied about the laws concerning my dear girlfriend Mary Jane. The Links that are called "Lies" are just that Governmental BULLSHIT!!!!! The Links That are called "Truth" are Scientific research sites that show that "Holy Shit!!!! THIS SHIT ISN'T REALLY THAT BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!" or "HOLY SHIT, MARIJUANA IS SAVING LIVES AND HELPING PEOPLE WITH THERE PAIN OR CURING CANCER!!!!! HURRAH!!!!!" Of course, our government will never legalize marijuana, and it don't matter whether you vote for Obama or McCain. It'll never happen. I just get lots of happiness from FUCKING WITH THE MORONS THAT REPLY TO MY EMAILS when I send emails to these morons at the goverment agencies like the DEA. They have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They don't know what to say. Because, I send them intelligent emails, but then they reply with standard go'ment SHIT. I find this a lot of fun. Personally, they can't trace me. Even if they searched all my shit, they would find nothing. I don't smoke because of work, but I wish I could. I just can't risk it. So I ain't got nothing they can prosecute me on. And they can't prosecute me on this posting, so FUCK EM!! If we can get A LOT of people to do this MAYBE we can stop this STUPID war against marijuana. Will y'all join me. Fawkes Yes, fuck you, I said y'all. Can you handle a Southerner? If not go fuck yourself. Also, I want to say, that if you are a radical anti-american muslim terrorist, I am coming over to your house with 4 pounds of bacon. I am going to choke you to death while I stuff the bacon down your throat. You were never going to get your 72 virgins in the first place because you do not follow the Quran as the way it was written. The Quran was a book of peace. You are a sinner. Allah does not love you, because you do not follow the Quran and you are a sinner. So you are going to hell. And I am sending you to hell with a .45 slug in your temporal lobe and bacon fat in your throat. All other muslims that are cool and peace loving, I love you, like I love all peace loving people. Muslims, your food isn't as good as the Thai or the Italians, but I would still love to come over for a felafel, if you would let me. And you guys do a killer lamb kebab!!! WOW!!! If I could only be in Turkey right now, or at least at the Turkish place on the corner of Victoria and Marrickville in Marrickville, Sydney, NSW, Australia, I would be a happy boy. I'll shut up now. I'm drunk, I tend to write a lot when I am drunk. I hope nobody got mad at me. Fawkes. Hey we have Fawkes Night coming up don't we? Not but a coupla weeks. Not exactly celebrated in Tennessee, but I wish you well my fellas and my ladies in Pommie Land. I know my boy that lives in Leytonstone will be PLOWED down the pub and I wish I could be there cause he's a good bloke and well entertaining when drunk. Y'all have a few drinks for me, woulda?
