I seriously want a medicinal marijuana card.

I have a hard of hearing problem, and i wear hearing aids in both ears, without them, my hearing is reduced to %50, with hearing aids %70

My speech recognition is TERRIBLE, as i keep saying "what?" every 3 sentences somebody talks.

When I smoke weed, however, my speech recognition is crystal clear. i hear every word beautifully as i can hear the "s" sounds and the vowels, its like hearing somebody talking right up beside your ear, I think this was wonderful. I sometimes want to talk about it to everybody, but i cant. Why?? because this bud is illegal! and my parents are %100 anti marijuana, they talk about how horrible it is every other day.

Then yesterday, when i was high, my mom said "Why aren't you saying "what" anymore?" I almost blurted out "Because i smoke weed!" I just said "What?" instead and she just pfft at me and continued cooking.

I love this herb because i can hear my teachers crystal clear, and i can take notes if im too high to remember a lecture.

I'll continue smoking weed, but my principal caught me with a joint in my pocket today, now serving 2 weeks indefinite suspension and have to go to a drugs resources class on lunch hours for 4 months

My parents dont know because nobody calls them as i gave school fake number for a reason i wont discuss. But I told them i got suspended for getting into a fight with a teacher

How can i tell my parents I smoke the bud to treat my hearing loss issues? As i think this is the first step to becoming a medicinal user

 

Wait 'til you're 18 and you can get one. I'm a patient, myself.

 

Are you actually in need or did you say your back hurt?
I bet I could get medical one day, my vision isn't perfect but I don't have to wear my glasses... Things are just a little fuzzy in my right eye. But when I'm high I see crystal clear, or maybe I'm too high to notice lol.

 

yeah, I am manic and suffer from chronic pain.

 

Thats too bad, why are so many people suffering of chronic pain???

 

well...people get hurt.
I'm a crazy bastard who feels the repercussions from his actions.

Balance.

 

True that, I think I've had enough concussions to be considered almost retarded.

 

i have to admit my extreme lifestyle is partly to do with my chronic pain