So a guy just walked by me...

i've been alone and gotten pissed at my kids all over again. he's probably a parent or ex-parent.

 

I heard the government is conducting a secret program called Project Bluetooth where it sends subliminal messages into people's bluetooth devices to get them to think a particular way.

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i'd probably just start arguing with it.

 

are they good subliminal messages or bad subliminal messages

 

"Buy more Starbucks" most likely

 

well, obviously THAT'S not working well.

 

i sometimes talk to invisible people while i'm out walking just to make people feel weird

 

I walked by an old fat lady with a cane. She was wandering aimlessly and as I went by she mumbled something to me about a baby in a carriage. Seconds after she was out of site I realized it would of been hilarious(to me) if I yelled "Take your pills grandma!". So I then made a song about her which I shall post sometime later in another thread.