Animal sex appreciation thread

I dedicate this thread to the love of god's creatures.

If they come back to you after the act, then its morally ok.

 

does dinosaur sex count..?

 

I used to fuck beavers all the time till one got a hold of my woody

 

Well, sort of, except dinosaurs don't really have a choice seeing as they're dead and decaying. Perhaps I could create a separate 'Necrophlic archeologist appreciation thread" just for you.

I like my lovers to be alive and warm.

 

... I like my lovers dead and cold.. that way they don't put up a fight and just lay there...

I pretend zebras are dinosaurs and hump them, can that count..?

 

I remember when I was younger, my friends dog was fucking some other dog, and we later found out Rufus was a girl...the hard way lol

 

Sure, of course. Thats amazing, I find it so hard to keep horses and similar animals still, what tranquilizer do you use. I prefer rodents, they are feisty. I love to get down with my German lop eared giant rabbit while listening to a bit of barry white.

 

Mr. Hand was my brother. Poetic death.

 

I support this.

 

i've thought about my dog licking my nuts a time or two....

 

I support animal sex. Why would I want to deprive animals of having sex just because I'm in an extended dry spell?