bartenders united

This thread is for all the bartenders or those of you who have bar-tended.

Share your stories.

One time a drunk client purposedly burned my hand with his cigarrillo.

 

I am not a bartender and never bartended....But I could lie and say that I have and make up a story...
Why did someone burn you, I would have punched him in the face...Well not really but in my head I would have...

 

I don't have too many stories yet, but last night a girl around 14-ish tried to get off with some whiskey. I should have given it to her, let her find out the hard way.
She almost cried when I ID'd her lol but really, it's one thing to get into the bar, but don't be stupid enough to order from the front, especially when you look 12.

 

didn't realize canada was that strict

thats a shame

 

would you serve a 14 yearold whiskey? I mean if you were a bartender, who could get fired and fined for doing so?
I wasn't mean to her or anything, I just asked to see it and her eyes turned red and she pretty much ran out.

 

of course i would

 

canada is pretty strict
we're a cheaper version of america

i once caught some people smoking crack in the bathroom of my bar
i decided i didn't want to pee that badly

i worked in a really shitty bar, i have lots of stories

one time me and the dj were bored cause no one was there, so we traded underwear
i was wearing a frilly black thong, i have pictures of his little white ass in it, that was so funny

i once mooned the bouncer and he decided to cock slap me because of it
i was trammatized from his big black cock for a long time after that

 

^wtf?

 

those are some bar stories

 

Ugh. I bar tended one night and we had to call the cops because of a fight. There was only myself and two other girls working, no security or bouncers. Stupid underagers hid beers in the snow in the parking lot and were smoking in the bathroom (wtf?) - But it was a lot of fun kicking people out, not so much cleaning up after them.

 

i was a server... is that close enough? lol.

 

kicking people out wasn't something i liked doing

 

Me neither, but this was one of those bar fights like you see in the movies. Everyone had to go.

Was not pretty yelling up at a drunk guy to get out and he looked like he was about to hit you. These people were disrespectful. Stupid frat boy punks.

Haven't you ever seen a fight in your bar??

 

Oh man, I went to the local VFW a couple of nights ago and saw the most badass fight. Looked just like the movies. One guy got punched and thrown all over the bar, glass breaking and shit. Pretty damn blue collar.

 

only a couple and never big ones
we had bouncers, but mainly it was a mafia run bar
no one messed with it case everyone knew the owner

once i was told to clean up someones blood after a fight
i wouldn't do it and everyone got mad at me
but fuck that shit

 

lol, I work at a Dairy Queen and I've had to clean up my share of blood...not from bar fights or anything, but from a moron who cut his finger and then decided to touch EVERYTHING, and a poor old guy who fell and hit his head in the parking lot. Cleaning up blood's no biggie if you have gloves, paper towels, and bleach.

 

did you read my bar stories?
do you think they have gloves?

 

Well, it helps to make the cleanup go more smoothly if you lay plastic down first.

 

aww man, the other night i was at this bar that hasn't opened yet for my friend jacqueline's birthday. we know the owner so we get a lot of free shit. anyway, this girl my friend ben brought decided after we were all fairly drunk that she was going to hang with me, so i ordered a bunch of shots. after her third one, she kinda stumbled off as i was ordering her a beverage, and next thing i know she has fallen down some stairs and taken ben with her. she got up and fell again. so i just poured her drink into my glass and started dancin'

 

Not while bartending, but a few times, mainly in Orillia there were some pretty brutal fights. People getting stabbed and shit too.

Which reminds me, when I worked at the cake shop, this guy came in randomly and got in a fight with a guy I was working with.
I'm not even kidding, it was a fucking dirty fight.