Empty out your vagina..

I know if i owned one. i would keep things in it.. so.. what's in your vajayjay..

 

handy dandy douche nozel to-go

 

well i got striped searched when i went to kid jail and they made me squat to see what was in there. i didnt have anything but they have found razor blades, little amounts of weed and tampons. SURPRISE

 

A matchbox car.. a chili cookoff trophy.. 2 crayons.. a pda.. and a dilbert figurine..

 

My red swingline, hopefully I don't accidently staple my lips shut lol

 

hhahahaha I laughed foe like ever after
reading this. I love you jokerman.

 

Anyone else hold beers in their cunts?

I like mine warm.

 

rubik's cube of course

 

yes.. but right before i drink it.. i pee.. cuz i like mine piss warm..

 

^ewwwlll
haha

 

That's what's up. (YO ****)

 

i keep food in mine so when i'm hungry i just pop it out and its already warm.
oh and sometimes beverages.

 

a guitar,john lennon(wow i thought he died), some weed and a bowl

 

Toxic amounts of yeast.

 

hey we should make bread

 

Bring the butter, baby.

 

lol at yeast.