Self Control

I've always been a pretty emotionally aggressive guy and generally have trouble acting out when I feel provoked, particularly on the road. Today, a human penis in a Jeep decided to aggressively tailgate me while I was already speeding, without overtaking, to the point of being dangerous. In response I calmly gave him the finger, notifying him that he could either pass me or fuck off. I closed my window and he drove beside me and tried to mouth off at me but I just smiled at him. I couldn't hear a word, didn't care. He then pretended to run me off the road but I just kept driving, didn't budge. I was in a shitty 1981 pulsar with a hundred dents and he in a brand new Jeep, why should I care? He quickly gave up and sped off in a rage. I did nothing, just drove on and thought about something else.

Maybe I could lose the provocative behaviour but I really loathe men like that and I am very proud of myself for staying so calm, its totally out of character!

 

You should have taken his plate number.

Then tracked him down and mounted a pig's head on his front door with a large knife

After slashing the tyres of his brand new jeep

 

gotta remember...
there are cocksuckers everywhere...i know people that would, having encountered such a person on the road would blow a hole through said assholes engine block with a s&w 500 and watch them spin off the road like a burning dradle off the table at passover...

 

Six months ago, I would have waited for him to overtake me and then tailgated him for miles just so he would know how it feels, I've done it before. This sort of behaviour has always made me feel worse though. I guess I am just learning to be content with the fact that I can sleep at night but people like the guy in the Jeep will have to live with being arseholes for the rest of their lives.

 

"He who angers you conquers you."

good choise face, be proud of yourself

peace

 

omggg you're from sweden??

please marry me

 

yeah Arlandis

r u from denmark or new zealand?
gotta run now, catch up later hopefully

peace

 

hahaha i can visualize this scenario and it completely slays me. well done.

 

OMGZ 'Landis she is PERFECT

 

you should have beat the shit out of him

 

Haha good job Facey. Once this guy was tailing me on a very narrow road where they couldnt pass me..I was already speeding, and when I looked in the rearview to see how close they were, they give me the finger. I immediately slowed to a crawl, 20 km an hr sometimes less, the entire length of the road. When they passed me (finally) I gave them the finger. My mom was in the car and she was pissed at me.

 

I say good for you, let the emotionally crippled inflict damage on them selves but not on you.

 

I dont even hit the brakes, I just slow down slowly..... they have to pay attention or they'll hit me. Then when they overtake me, I normally follow them. Then I'll call the cops. The good thing about being a P.I. is that my car has illegally tinted windows they have no idea who I am.

 

You did very well. When I'm being tailgated I gradually reduce my speed and apart from making a point of adjusting my rear view while tapping my break I do not acknowledge the person behind me. If they do not back off I continue to slow down to as much as 10mph below the limit. Their decision placed my safety in jeopardy and I will do whatever it takes to minimize the damage and injury of the potential rear end collision they are imposing on me.

 

Youre a PI?

 

I punched the hood of a jeep the other day.

The lady was being cute and her license plates were from out of town.

 

Wow, what was the outcome of that, T?

Ive had to hold myself back from the very same thing before. I have a man's temperament.

 

The outcome was she bugged her eyes and I said, "BITCH!"

And she rolled up her windows. I don't think her car was dented. I just walked away.

You know, the de Niro routine. Life is a jungle.

 

ah yeah.

 

i'm Walkin' Heh!!!