Election Coverage - Best Comedy Websites

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    Bassetball court in the Rose Garden, at least there's some material :)

    Sorry to say I was really hoping for some good repartee about the first black man as President, but I haven't heard much. I did enjoy the refresher about the McCain-Palin thing though. We discussed how old McCain was, but never realized if he croaked we would end up with Ms Alaska as Commander in Chief .... That would be as bad, if not worse, than Cheney :D At least I think she can at least handle a shotgun well enough to avoid shooting her friend's face off during a deer hunt, but, bringing down a hoard of terrorists? I guess that's just something you couldn't prove would never happen :D

    Once you go black you never go back ... but once you go white, it may seem a little tight :D
     
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    Ok, I finally heard a decent one. Reminding everyone I may be a bit racist, but only because it seems the blacks are gaining more rights than any other minority in such a short time, notwithstanding womens' suffrage. But what I don't get, if they hate the N word so much, why do they keep referring to each other by it? If it's not a word they want to hear, they shouldn't want to hear it from anyone, not just people who don't happen to be a member of their race.

    With that disclaimer, here's the joke:

    Have you heard McCain's calling for a recount? Yeah, he claims the election was ******-rigged :D

    I know it's not much but it's a start. I've seen a couple pretty funny visual references to the whole President thing, not just the election, but since the thread was started for election coverage I won't include them here.

    I'd like to apologize to anyone I've offended with this joke, but just can't bring myself to do so :) It's just a word to me, I usually say jerry-rigged but even that can cause a few raised eyebrows in the wrong company, say if you happen to be talking about a Volvo in Berlin. I think it's a funny joke, and until someone can work pink houses, nappy hair, or bar-b-qued ribs into a decent comedic post-election skit, it'll have to do.

    I will now refer to myself as a Micheal Richards loving cracker and log off .... :cheers2:
     

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