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Advice for Stupid People

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by PriceCheck, Nov 28, 2007.

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont expect that everything will be ok
     
  2. Dagaz

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    Don't expect that every body will be ok. :D
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    have fun every day...
     
  4. enigma-the-one

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    but not that fun that can make you go in jail...
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    dog shit is not play-dough
     
  6. Dagaz

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    Dog shit is not cookie dough.
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    pot holes do not contain pot
     
  8. Dagaz

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    Dick and Bush are closer than you think.
     
  9. Some call me Jim

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    when cooking heroin, do not use a plastic spoon.
     
  10. Simepaul

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    Mexican fan palms are not indoor plants.
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont drive your car on a lake with thin ice
     
  12. Dagaz

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    Mary Jane can't have human babies.
     
  13. Dagaz

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    If you have a problem shaving your legs, use a lawnmower first before a machete.
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    you cant have your pudding if you dont eat any meat
     
  15. broony

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    hotdogs are healthy
     
  16. enigma-the-one

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    there are no dogs in hotdogs
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    Dont ride your bike if the seat is broken
     
  18. Dagaz

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    Don't bother answering your phone if the caller won't reveal who it is.
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    Dont think that all people judge others by looks
     
  20. Oneness

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    Cats arent dogs
     
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