97 days and still pissin dirrty!!! help!

Its been 97 days since I last smoked and I just tested myself and thc still shows up clear as day on the test!

WTF MANG! I have probation tommorrow and imma get tested! wtf do I do!?!?!? I detoxed 2 months ago and failed that test which resulted in me doing 6 days in jail this time if i fail its gunna be atleast 3 weeks in... 8(

I tried bleach+water a while back and Im pretty sure I coulda passed my piss test then cuz it looked crystal clear and smelt like pool water. SO if theres any other ideas I need em now!

 

Go to a head shop and buy one of those detox drinks, they cost about $40 but work if you follow directions.

 

I did that about 2 months ago and it didnt work. I followed directions exactly and did 6days in jail because I trusted the stupid drink.

 

Your only hope would be to use someone else's clean urine, but I can't believe it would still be in your system... Start excercising daily, in pretty much all of your down time to try and flush your fat cells.


I've also used Quick Caps successfully which I bought from a local health store. As long as you follow the directions perfectly they should have you clean for about 5 hours.

 

yeah or you could bring someones urine, but it depends if they're watching you while you piss

 

A few questions:
whats your height / weight?
Have you smoked AT ALL in the last 97 days?
Have you been around people who were smoking at the time (have you been exposed to the smoke)?
How much water you drink every day?

 

Get some pectin.


My friend swears by that for his drug test.


You can pick some up at any grocery store.

 

If you test positive, tell them that you honestly haven't smoked since then and ask for other means of testing to prove you haven't smoked since then

Idk ask for a hair test or to analyze the piss more so you aren't being prosecuted for doing nothing wrong

 

last time i heard this, an adult didn't understand how to read the test strip.

Just sayin.

 

Took me 3 months to clear my system. My probation officer was very suspicions. Trying to cheat will only make you look worse. Just tell the truth, tell them to send the test to the lab for analysis, and don't try to cheat.

 

Goddamn... How much have you smoked, man?

 

Im 5"10 and 165 pounds
I drank a gallon of water that had 2 drops of bleach in it. Nothing showed up on the test 8)

 

well im almost 20 and Ive smoked atleast an eighth everyday of my life since I was 14.

The only time I didnt smoke was when I went on vacations wit the fam.

 

You fat?

Exercise a lot, burn calories, it's the best way to get thc out of the fat cells it gets stored in.

 

[SIZE=+1]365 times 50 = 18 250[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]18 250 times 6 = 109 500[/SIZE]

You've spent $100k on weed in your life dude. what the fuck?
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If you start exercising and lose like 20lbs (that's a lot) in a month or two or three you might be all good by month 4. I don't know im just some kid on the internet.

 

Back in 93

8:am I try out for auto parts job.

10:am I got to health store get Golden seal.

Around the same time I headed to Chinatown got some detoxing herbs.

Drain herb into gallon drink it all and the next gallon half water and all the Golden Seal.

I yet to fail one on pot as cause.

4pm I took and passed test.

They seems to just test drugs that make you steal unless the job is very important.

 

what drugs make you steal?...

 

Exactly... It's a choice. Nothing MAKES you do it...
But, a crack addict who'd rather not deal with the "misery" of not having it may be tempted to jack something to get a fix... Same with smackheads...
I've never known one stoner who'd steal to buy a sack...

 

Penn how have you never known a stoner that would steal for some weed?

and irie, I blame SoFlo's insane weed lol. GL bro

 

I know some stoners who have jacked shit, but only out of necessity... Only to keep going at times. However, all the stoners I personally know are peaceful citizens, and they'd never jack anything just to go buy herb.
As one put it:
"Dude, it wouldn't be as fulfilling if I stole some shit to sell for weed money. I'd know I could've waited one more day, and it'd be a major buzzkill. Fuck that."