STDs are a lot funnier when you don't have them.

Turns out I have HPV. I'm really not surprised, I've had me some secks.

A bit of a damper, I suppose. But at least I have the kind that causes cancer and not the kind that causes warts. Cancer I can deal with, but warts are gnarly as hell.

You'd think I'd at least get something sweet, like the clap. But no. I get the disease that half the kids my age have anyway and doesn't ACTUALLY do anything.

Dumb.

 

just get checked every 3 to 6 months, it causes PRE cancerous cells . .which can b removed so u don't get cancer.

g'luck, lady

 

That sucks. HPV was more interesting before anyone knew about it. At least then you could lie about it and tell people: "Yeah, Ive got an STI called HPV" and they'd think it was original. Now everyone knows about, and everyone has it it's totally pass'e. The Clap has way more cred nowadays.

 

And the best part of it is...

The first thing I thought when my doctor told me was, "AHAHAH NAO LEAH'S DISEASED"

[The broad that my former dude was cheating on me with]

Man, I'm a spiteful asshole. Rahahah.

I wonder if it's one of those diseases that you like, gotta tell people you have.

 

I don't know if you can pass it to men, I think you can, I'd ask your doctor about it. I hope your alright though, my friend got cervical cancer from that.

 

You definitely can pass it to guys.

It just doesn't do anything to them. All they do is pass it to other broads.

And your friends have a lotta shitty luck... they all died of AIDS and cancer. I'd start looking for friends in different places...

 

wow

 

I just don't reject people because their sick.

 

Thats a shitty thing to say.

 

Yeah seriously, and exactly my reason for nothing more than "wow".

Anyway, you CAN pass it on, it's an STD, you fucked around dirty and that's what happens. Saying "I wonder if it's something you need to tell the guy" makes me sick to my stomach. Not to mention the rest of your post...

Dirty girls not telling guys about STD's should be against the law, if it's not already. I suggest wearing that shirt in your sig everyday, possibly make multiples in different colors.

Good luck with that, though.

 

that sucks. one of my good friends got hpv from her boyfriend at the time, right after she had an abortion. was not a good week for her. her boyfriend got it from his previous girlfriend who my good friend knows. think about it, if you were friends with the girl that got your boyfriend HPV and passed it on to you. that stinks. the sad thing is the girl doesnt tell anyone she has it. she just keeps on passing it to guys which then fuck toher girls or guys for that matter.

 

actually if you pass it on to someone you can be charged with murder. JEEZ, how stupid can you get. Of course you have to tell a guy you have an STD. I am seriously discusted in your posts.

 

I honestly don't have any sympathy for you, I think karma got you.

 

*cough* Ummm...guys...this is toolmaggot. Read some of her previous posts to get a roundabout idea on what to expect.

Maybe you should've watched more commercials, tool. They have those girls skipping rope and clapping about not having HPV or whatever. It's inspirational....or something.

 

YAY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!

 

Well, I'm not disgusted, if that's what you mean. I just know and love toolmaggot because she's lewd and offensive.

 

No thats not what I ment. I just think its gross that she asked if she has to tell a guy about having an STD. I mean its kind of common sense.

 

...You can't be charged with murder if it's not something that kills them.

Really though, how stupid CAN you get?

And this shit is hilarious. Keep it comin'.

 

Then I've done my job.

Teehee.

 

I wanna be one less, one less!

TOOO LATE.

And anyway, like half of sexually active young americans have it.

Unless yr like, too fat and matronly to have ever gotten laid.

So whatev. It's still extraordinarily funny to me.