I was in the bathtub and got to touching myself, as I usually do every couple of minutes throughout my life. Except this time, I only felt one ball. I gasped and panicked briefly. Then I thought about it... the water was warm and I know your balls have to be kept at a certain temperature, cooler than the rest of your body, hence why they usually hang out. But due to the heat of the water they decided it was better to drop in closer to my body, which is why I couldn't feel one of them. Thanks to my knowledge of science, I didn't panic but instead stood up and jiggled the scrotum a little, and sure enough both balls fell softly into my cupped hand. It was a terrifying experience, but I am glad to have survived with both balls intact.
WHY WASN'T I BORN WITH BALLS? I'd spend most of my life in the shower, going from hot water to cold, just staring at my own nuts and laughing.
Technically you were. All males start life as female - it's only in the latter stages of foetal development that the Y chromosome kicks in & the genders change. This means that we all have exactly the same equipment, only in different places & serving diferent functions. The female equivalent of the testicles are the ovaries & the equivalent of the penis is the clitoris, with the hood as the foreskin.
Yeah, I don't wanna hear that smarmy biology nonsense. My ovaries don't do tricks except spew eggs like the dinosaurs in Super Mario 2, and basically make me hate my life. Balls... nao, balls are a different story.
lastC5 till now all posts i saw by you were same: . do you write something and then edit it or you just wanna get more posts or what?? once i had problems with my balls, most of time they weren't in "bags" but inside my body lolz i don't have this problem anymore
...Nevermind. You've got nuts on the brain too bad to understand the humor. That, or maybe just yr Farah Fawcett cut.
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I read in the newspaper several years ago of a young man about to get married that went to a doctor for an undecened testicle he had since birth. During the surgery, the surgeon accidently severed his penis with the scalpel. It was all stitched back together, but the nerve damage along with scar tissue in the penis made erections impossible. No mention was made as to weather she married him. If they did marry, it must have been a very boring and frustrating wedding night. LOL
