For the love of God, if you're breaking up...

awwww, not so, not so! i was just being goofy.

i think you're much deeper, more sensitive, and more well... awesome... than you give yourself credit for.

 

I think she was bobbing for penises more or less all night, Boog. There wasn't any apple-bobbing. *sigh* What a bummer, too. But we did do a lot of fuzzy poster coloring. I'd explain to everyone who walked by us and made fun of us that we were just simply fucking losers and this is what we do at parties. Most of the ones who made fun of us ended up contributing a little here and there, lol.

 

that sounds like fun! i haven't colored a fuzzy poster in a LOOONG time!

 

It was SO much fun. Ashley's going to hang them in her babies' room.

 

awww, how cute!

 

that sounds super awkward
but i love awkward!

i'm still hungover from last night

 

Thanks!

 

Gnarly I hate fights

So I duck taped an ozarka water bottle to my chest and went as water last night...
go go gadget cheap ass costume!
I surely smoked until like 5 in the morning

 

i love watching couples fight. i should have been there.

i am really confused about the fuzzy poster coloring concept though...

 

Our parties are happening, hip, and child-friendly. Well...they'd be child-friendly if it weren't for the drunks stumbling around and shouting.

 

I went to a halloween party last year, with a chick I'd been seeing for a while. we were already broken up but I ended up getting really drunk and hooking up with one of her friends. I don't think there was any arguing at the party, though I'm sure there would have been stern looks of disapproval.

I am probably a douchebag.

 

People are still dressed up and partying in my neighbourhood and downtown. It's unreal.

I saw a guy wearing the Twister game mat as a cape.

 

I was the girl with the soon to be ex boyfriend last night haha

 

hahaha