I'm an evil, manipulative, liar, and I feel it's time to come clean.

i am the cause of and solution to all of the problems here

 

Look, I'm orbiting around fitzy everyone!

*revolves around fitzy in his chair beside the Alf sheets bed*

 

you just want to cozy up with my alf sheets, don't you?

 

There is something incredibly nostalgic about those Alf sheets.

 

very true

good times, good times
and my stuffed Alf sits on the bed as well.

 

I think Exhibit B is the "cuntress" comment lol

 

I've got no idea what this thread is about.

 

It's all just really a figment of you imagination anyway.

 

hahahah Alf. Alf and his stack of pancakes nose.

 

This thread needs more ass pics.

 

Just for you.

 

don't you dare try to distract the ladies away from my alf sheets

 

fap fap fap.

 

We were distracted.

 

alf sheets?

 

Wouldn't be the first time

 

lol, oh right, what was that thing anyway? I'm too young to remember what the deal with him was.

 

He is a lovable alien who eats cats