Best friends

You laugh and I laugh
You cry and I cry
You jump off a bridge and I get a boat and go pick your stupid ass up

 

I can't wait to find a new best friend!

 

I was an asshole to my bestie today.....

 

My best friend lost his sense of humour about a year before he started his PHD.

 

What happened? i love your stories of social interaction dave

 

PhD's usually don't have senses of humor.

 

I'm an asshole sometimes, that is all there is to it.

 

No, lets take a look at people I would consider best friends in the past. Where are they now?

Friend A: Married, PhD on American politics
Friend B: PhD on water conservation
Friend C: Youth Minister

They are all frighteningly sensible. Mature in fact. What is it they say about maturity? Its a disease for which there is no cure except laughter, well these guys don't laugh so I guess I'm fucked. Actually, friend A is still sort of cool and friend B still shows shreds of his old self but I prefer crazy drifters.

 

I drooled on my best friends ass the other night. good times.

 

my best friend is hot and hilarious. we constantly make fun of everything in life. plus she rescues me when I'm drunk/sad/run out of gas/just need a friend. i love my laurrbarrrr

 

my vest friend died

 

... however I only hung out with my vest friend because my best friend was dating a stupid whore. Now she is gone I can sell my vests

 

Aye, me too.

 

But i want to know