Poop. Yep poop.

no more than 2 min most of the times

 

Not very long at all. It takes both the males I live with like twenty minutes in the bathroom. I don't know why it takes Daniel so long, he claims it's because he wants to make sure he's done, lol. But he wacks it in the living room, so I know that's not it. Yeah, lol, in the living room. That's where his computer is and he says it's his house and he can jerk off wherever he damn well pleases. Hahaha. But he's alone all day 3-4 days a week, so it's not like he just sits down to wack it in front of everybody...sometimes wish he would...but that's off topic, lol. And as far as Jacob (our roomie) goes...I don't care to know of his bathroom habits. What goes on behind closed doors can very well stay there.

 

He does think in there. Thinks and reads. He claims he thinks the best on the potty...

And to what Ramona said, yeah he just wants to make sure it is all out.


I never implied my man has issues pooping, he just likes to take his time. That is who he is.

 

it takes me no time at all. my poo comes out great because i eat a lot of fiber.

though after a night of heavy drinking, i have been known to spend much longer.....

dean plays guitar on the toilet.

 

hahaha! that's just awesome! i've been known to get on HF while on the toilet.

 

lmoa now that's dedication!

 

i think it's cute! why don't you play guitar on the toilet?

 

not very long, unless I'm sick. Brad is usually pretty quick, but has been known to take a while...but I think he just stairs off into his thoughts sometimes.

 

i used to poop for a half hour when i lived with my parents. i think it was the privacy. now it's just a couple minutes.

 

It takes me thirty seconds. I have to go within 45 seconds of feeling the urge..

I'm being screened for colon cancer.

 

Depends if I'm at work or not.

 

I love reading when I'm in the toilet, hahah. It's the best place to focus in I think.

I still associate taking a poo with Donald Duck comics coz I always used to read those in the toilet when I was little.

 

speaking of... i need to go right now. i've held my bladder through 2 movies, and now it's making me have to poop.