All I want for Christmas is...

Finish teh sentence if you like

 

Barring world peace and a fairer world and all those wishes:
All I want for christmas is some glow poi.

 

a bass synthesizer pedal

 

is to have a nice one with all my friends and family...
and a pound of weed..:sifone:

 

Vibrating cock ring.

Hunting knife.

Cable ties.

Lighter gas.

Nails and assorted shrapnel.

28kg Fertiliser.

30,000 cigarettes.

Spray paint.

Chisel.

Richard Nixon mask.

As many rolls of cling film as you can lay your hands on.

etc


If you can't get me those then I'd still be happy with a scarf, bestselling paperback and a selection of teas.

 

sounds like a reasonable wishlist...

 

My intentions are strictly good.

Would it be taking the piss if I asked for socks as well?

 

That's lucky, because if they were naughty all you'd get from Santa would be a lump of coal. Try committing a string of heinous criminal acts with a lump of coal....

 

You.

 

Tried. Tested. Acheived.

But it wasn't the most satisfying. It ended up looking something like a cross between a nasty mining accident and a forgotten episode of The Black and White Minstrel Show too edgy to have been aired in the 60s, let alone now.

Sickening, really.

 

gross...
just alittle...

 

You'd want to barr world peace and a fairer world?

 

i have glow poi, they will make your xmas! they are cooool!

All i want for christmas is the half of my mind ive lost back!

 

I'm annoyed cos I had some I bought at a festival but I broke them at shambala Apparently I'm getting a digital radio alarm clock for christmas

 

I wanna windmill
A thigh buster
And a way to get rid of all the annoying sea gulls that shit all over the place.

Peace