I don't know WTF I'm saying when drunk

So every 6 months I do this poll

 

oh i see

 

I dunno but I want to know who the blonde girl is in your sig.
She looks like Elliot off Scrubs and it seems like something they'd put into the programme.
But i cant see her face.

 

no thats from charlie's angels....

 

anywho...
me nether..
and i try to act smart and use big words...
which i always fuck up...

 

aww damn its a public poll?!
Why would you put an option with you dying in a fire, and then make it public?!

 

Fucking bastard

 

No one wants to smoke my meat stick. I'm disappointed in you Ganja :sifone:

 

If you lick and smell my balls and sometimes they fancy a shave, I will let you stick your meat stick in one of my many belly rolls...

 

Have you run out of Prozac again? PCP is not the answer

 

um, no. I only huff year old used tampons and semen.. thanks...

 

Haha...Jaitaiyai is busted.

 

Were you on Oprah last week?

 

No, I was living in your backyard and digging through your trash...

 

What were you looking for?

 

it takes a lot of alcohol for me to not know what i'm saying
and usually i may not know what i'm saying, but i'm still acting normal enough for most people to not even realize i'm drunk

 

the socks you ejaculate into so I can huff them to get lifted...

 

cameron diaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqaTuIS9vVw

 

Stop it woman! I'm getting a semi...

 

A semi truck or a semi boner..? If you are getting a semi truck I appreciate you getting a vehicle big enough to haul me in.. If you are getting a semi boner, I will cheer you on in hopes it becomes a full one...It's a win-win situation...