bathing suits....

i want you to start living as a gay woman

 

david allen coe lives in my town. im not even kidding. he plays at a bar down the street all the time

 

hmmmm......i want you to start making me food and buying me flowers okay?

and then maybe i'll think about it.....if not.....well sux to be you huh?

 

PM me the town I will seriously fly up to see that.

 

don't do it.....it's a trap

 

And I want you to start having a gay relationship.

 

All pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mama too
Cause we're about to go down
And you know just what to do

Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Fly by the people as they stop to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance
Do your dance quick

Come on baby, tell me whats the word

Word up, everybody say
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway
Word up, it's the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you'll be heard

Yeah (Can you feel me?)

Now all you sucker DJs who think you're fly
There's got to be a reason
And we know the reason why
You try to put on those airs and act real cool
But you got to realize that you're acting like fools
If there's music we can use it
We're free to dance
We don't have no time for psycological romance
No romance, no romance
No romance for me
Mama, come on baby tell me whats the word

Word up, everybody say
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway
Word up, it's the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you'll be heard

Word up

Word up, everybody say
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway
Word up, it's the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you'll be heard

Yeah
Word up
Yeah

Word up, everybody say

Word up, it's the code word

Word up

Do you like that?
(Do you like that?)

 

you need to spend some time with the teletubbies

 

naw if this it true he gunna be going to a bar here soon to show me my bylogical father.

 

im a ass and dont know how to act, im sorry i am very drunk/stoned/pilld and about to be rollin so im in no thinkin condition as my meat begins to heat

 

oh.......how nice good luck with that then

 

at least ya can say you tried!

 

thank you

 

if you, sir drink smoke and roll or snort whatever and want to goto a bar all paid for, lemme no, thanks for teh pm

 

huh? tried what?

 

ur jus mad im not licking ur ass tonight

 

hmm.....you're not lickin my ass b/c i'm not letting you...you're sleeping on the couch tonight

 

am i that man i was once i dont know now but im begining to wonder as the great comes closer

 

well that sounds fucking great! espcially rolling. its been a LONG time since i done that. and god do i love it!

 

dammit grandma ur ruining my fun stopit just stop it!