I hate smartasses

Like, please, stop trying to be funny, stop trying to be interesting, stop trying to sound cool, cause, you know what? You aren't. Not you, them.

I hate people who laugh at their own fucking stupid jokes, and who call themselves funny all the time, when in fact, they're just fucking lame.

I hate people who look like Quasimodo and think they're hot shit. You know what? You scare me, but um - no, not cause you "impress" me (I'm sure that's what you'd like to think) just cause you're a fucking Quasimodo.

And you're hairy.

 

I'm sorry. I can shave. Really I can.

 

What I hate more are those people that try so hard to be random and just aren't...they're actually annoying. Ugh...i'm so done with non-funny idiots!

 

....words hurt...

 

judging by your post, you would totally dislike me.... but i already knew that.

 

if someone gets back up to attack you

is the only option you have is to kill them?

 

torturing sounds more appealing right now.

 

words, they mean things

 

words are awful... people who think they are funny but really aren't are even more awful. My tip to those people-be yourself and you'll probably end up making a few people laugh in life. those are my words of wisdom for the day

 

Fitzy, that goose does not look cooked so much as it looks like it died in a fire...

 

Thanks a lot everyone, now I have that fucking Bee Gees song stuck in my head.

FUCK YOU

 

"spleen" is a funny word. also "wankel rotary engine"

 

your than a woman to me...

 

<--- smart ass

 

those are my favorites! i want to collect spleens just to say i have SPLEEEEENS and wankel rotary engine is just amazing!

 

so I take it, it is a bad thing to look like Quasimodo...

 

Ugh so the truth comes out

 

well, unless you admit to your monstrosity.

 

Quasimodo means well and all.
Can't picture that guy being all that much of a jack ass...

 

no, but, you don't understand! that was separate.

and I was talking about Quasimodos that don't mean well. they exist unfortunately. they crawl on the surface of this planet, they need to be exterminated!!!!