I hate smartasses

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, Nov 6, 2008.

  1. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Like, please, stop trying to be funny, stop trying to be interesting, stop trying to sound cool, cause, you know what? You aren't. Not you, them.

    I hate people who laugh at their own fucking stupid jokes, and who call themselves funny all the time, when in fact, they're just fucking lame.

    I hate people who look like Quasimodo and think they're hot shit. You know what? You scare me, but um - no, not cause you "impress" me (I'm sure that's what you'd like to think) just cause you're a fucking Quasimodo.

    And you're hairy.
     
  2. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    I'm sorry. I can shave. Really I can.
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    What I hate more are those people that try so hard to be random and just aren't...they're actually annoying. Ugh...i'm so done with non-funny idiots!
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :(....words hurt...
     
  5. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    judging by your post, you would totally dislike me.... but i already knew that.
     
  6. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    if someone gets back up to attack you

    is the only option you have is to kill them?
     
  7. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    torturing sounds more appealing right now.
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    words, they mean things
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    words are awful... people who think they are funny but really aren't are even more awful. My tip to those people-be yourself and you'll probably end up making a few people laugh in life. those are my words of wisdom for the day :D
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Fitzy, that goose does not look cooked so much as it looks like it died in a fire...
     
  11. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Thanks a lot everyone, now I have that fucking Bee Gees song stuck in my head.

    FUCK YOU
     
  12. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    "spleen" is a funny word. also "wankel rotary engine"
     
  13. Emo Bitch

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    your than a woman to me...:p
     
  14. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    <--- smart ass :(:mad::(:mad:
     
  15. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    those are my favorites! i want to collect spleens just to say i have SPLEEEEENS and wankel rotary engine is just amazing!
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    so I take it, it is a bad thing to look like Quasimodo...
     
  17. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    Ugh so the truth comes out :mad:
     
  18. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    well, unless you admit to your monstrosity.
     
  19. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    Quasimodo means well and all.
    Can't picture that guy being all that much of a jack ass...
     
  20. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    no, but, you don't understand! that was separate.

    and I was talking about Quasimodos that don't mean well. they exist unfortunately. they crawl on the surface of this planet, they need to be exterminated!!!!
     

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