I can't have sex when im stoned.

I tried for the first time last weekend but it totally backfired. I thought it would make it ten times better but it when horribly wrong. I smoked a joint with a friend and met up with my girlfriend about 15 minutes after that and we got straight into it.

I was ok for about 15 minutes but then i took it out to lube it up and I started thinking about other things. As soon as i started thinking, i lost my boner. I was so paranoid i was losing my boner i kept trying to get it back and the more i tried, the smaller it got.

I knew all i had to do was relax and not think about it but i was way too stoned. By the time i actually got my boner back her parents called and said they were 15 minutes away from the house. She was left completly unsatisfied.

It was bullshit, i was so stoned i could not focus on sex. Thats the last time i do that.
Just giving you guys a little warning that getting stoned before sex might completly backfire. Then again, maybe its just me.

 

There is no way you are 22... well, I hope not anyway. For your sake and the girls.

 

don't worry about that incident man, shit happens. give it another go and you'll change your view on it

or maybe some people just can't boink while stoned, i dunno.

 

haha sucks to be you.

 

I like to have sex in the fucking searchbar.


Just saving you some time, joker :-D

 

ya dude it did suck, and yes i am 22. I just could not focus...I went back the next night and drilled her silly. Its not like im impotent, i just had a really hard time keeping focus. I was overthinking it.

 

really, the higher the harder for me.

also, the higher the longer i last.

 

LMFAO

 

I got rly high and was thinking how it's weird to actually be inside of someone else, good times tho, love those big ol titties.

 

maybe she should have sucked your dick, im sure that would keep your attention

 

I dunno, I find it incredibly easy to get into the mood when high.