My friend is a HUGE mooch on weed...wow

My roommate...never pays for weed....always bugs out when high and geeks out.....soo annyoing....and its been like 3 months of this..i never take him to smoke..sometimes hes like where you going and i use to say smoke then he would ask to come i would say yea sure..but not anymore....everynight...when are we going to smoke he asks...when... whenever the fuck i want without you.. We asked him to pitch in the other day and he goes i dont have any money..5 min later goes to Burger King...umm hello? Are you serious? Sometimes people really bug me...... He always gets mad now that we dont go with him anymore and i go have you ever paied? Then hes like....shut the fuck up and thats all he says.....my other 5 roommates dont like him at all eaither...get on everyones nerves at college...

/end rant

 

maybe you tell him to fuck off? yea.. grow some balls and tell him no.. otherwise.. shut the fuck up

 

lmao... ouch

 

Grow some balls and take his fuckin Burger King, if you wanna take his pride... rape him.

 

shank him

 

.

 

or shank the shit in his pillowcase

 

then shit in the shanked pillowcase again

 

Suffocate him with a shitty pillowcase while shanking him and smoking a blunt ftw

Then carve mooch in his ass

 

The pillow shit would surprise him, that'd be your chance to shank him.
Then let the rapage commence.

 

Tonight......you

See, all I know is ball and good... and RAPE!

Who you callin' "boy"? My name's Handbanana.

 

LMFAO

:cheers2:

 

i don't get it. i feel left out.

 

wtf is a Handbanana?

 

An offshoot of Master Shakes hand.

 

rape the shit pillow case in front of him...if he catches you doing that then he'll move out for sure, problem solved

 

yea, but then the OP will have shitdick, and i don't think it's worth it quite frankly

 

Cant give a Dirty Sanchez without a shitdick.

 

But you don't want to get a shitdick from a pillow case yanno?

Unless he likes that sort of thing, which for all intensive purposes I assume he does haha.