What was your biggest FAIL today??

communication

 

Well that was open ended. Care to elaborate?

 

I didn't poop til this afternoon

 

i couldn't seem to get through to somebody i was speaking with w/out them gewtting defensive, not listening, and just waiting for their turn to talk

i'm carrying my ex's baby, and he failed to inform me that his first child was aborted, andthat's why he was getting so freaked over my being pregnant - that he would never see this kid, either (cause he's a fuck up and i got an order of protection against him)

 

pregnant girls are the best for sex.....


horny?

 

Wow.. but thats his fail, not yours.

 

I was on the subway for 5 hours today. FAIL!

 

fuckin a

 

i was gonna go out and about this evening to hang out with some friends...but instead i crashed and burned, thus taking a 4 hour nap...and now i dont feel like doing anything...FAIL!

 

and they are the horniest.....

I have NO problem at all fucking preggos......

in fact I've got quite a vast collection of preggie pron...

 

Lactating Preggo Pron... I've never heard of that! It sounds naughty

 

I saw my step father and failed to beat him black and blue. If my niece hadnt just been born 4 hours before and I had to go back and see her I would have bought a bat and fucked him up.

 

lactating ones are the hardest to find.... those are the ones just hours perhaps from giving birth...

 

Didnt manage to get to sleep until 6am (insomnia) and woke up at 2pm. Not the biggest fail but pretty shit

 

as far as i remember, i haven't failed yet today. so i'm due for a massive fuck-up this evening.

 

Not too eat like a pig. I failed!

 

Fixing my truck. Bought the parts but lost interest. FAIL.

 

My dog peed on my leg. I'm not sure that counts...

 

I Climbed Out Of Bed...(tis sunday here in O.Z.)......First FAIL..

Turned On Coffee Maker...But Forgot To Replace Yesterdays Coffee Grounds....Second FAIL..

Tried To Start Lawnmower..( blat flattery)..Third FAIL..

THEN.....SLOWLY...EVER SO SLOWLY MY WORLD STARTED TO TURN AROUND..

Had A Shower....First WIN..

Drove To Town To Buy A Pizza And Six Bottles Of Champagne....Second WIN..

Am Now Sitting Outside In The Garden..(2-13p.m) On A Perfect Sunny Spring Day..Third WIN..

AND NOBODY.....BUT NOBODY IS GOING TO SCREW IT UP FOR ME..

NOT EVEN Mr 121..

Bottoms Up Everyone..



Cheers Glen.