Well I was a smoking with a few hommies. And first off Im White, and the dudes were about to include in this story are black. Except for Jimmy. We are blazing a few L's in my friends Eddies house. Eddies mom is a mean purse swinging Baptist .. Eddie says him mom will not be home for a few hours as she is out with her church friends.. She knows what weed smells like but shes not cool if you do it in front of her. As the session is going on. We hear a car door. Eddie says "shit it my mom!!" Quick he says find some air freshener!!.. This is not our house, His mom is slow as shes collecting her stuff from the car. 5 grown adults are redding up the living room, panic, except for the 2 guys playing X box (no help) Cliff says Ive got air freshener.. And begins to spray it. "DUDE!!" said Eddie "ITS RUG AND CARPET CLEANER" Cliff hit the button on the can and Foam is everywhere, as the can somehow locked open and continued to spray. Now there is big globbs of foam all over the floor. The laughter could not be contained as we were rubbing it into to carpet. As the door open and heres MOM, We all looked like we were not doing anything.. Innocent.. She must of been in a really good mood cause she just smilled as we all said "Cliff did it." Not leaving in a hurry but we gathered our stuff and left.
Oh shit... Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm sane, tho... Yall niggas ain't check the fuckin' can before sprane it, my nigga? Even still, thassa hot story.
we werent smoking, we spilled the beer. whoops, no it wasn't beer, it was holy water. shit. it wasn't holy water it was, fuck it.
them niggas got it bad you know? Honestly my hommie is well off, but theres like 12 ppl living in that house. Its a manor style home like super huge in Highlandpark Pgh Pa. look up some homes theres in google. The consensus in my area is Ppl tend to stay close to their parents. Then the property is passed along along with all the tax grief..
