Jehova's Witnesses

As I have stated, I grew up Mormon....so I am aware of the missionaries and their missions.
However, I always avoid answering the door. Andrew, my partner, used to have huge philsophical convos with them until they would get twisted in their "knowing" Like, if everything is God and made of God and part of God...then so is evil....so why fear it so much? Then they sorta run!

 

It has been a very long time since any have come to a place I was living

I think I would hide. I vaguely recall talking to some when i was a kid

 

The Jehovah witnesses have a pretty hardcore missionary program I have seen those guys in some nowhere way out there countries..

I knew this guy in a rural very poor part of Central America and his wife would talk to the Jehovah Witnesses.
So I asked him about them one day, he said they came by the house one day and his wife told them they must talk to her husband so they came back and talked to him. They said ‘we want to meet with your wife” he said, “What good will it do me to let you talk to my wife?” “Will it make our life better?” “Will you give my family more food and money?’ and the Jehovah witnesses said “yes” and gave him $20 so he said "OK you can talk to my wife once a week".

 

Whenever we jet Jehovah's witnesses at the door, we just tell them that we're Catholic and they leave us alone every time. Same with our next door neighbour who's Muslim. They don't seem to argue with Traditional religions (well at least where I live anyway)

 

Ask them in and preach to them about the gospel of Satan... while completely naked.

 

You know who's more annoying than Jehova's Witnesses ? Pentecostals.
They're fuckin mental.

 

I thought Catholics were the most annoying

 

Nope, we're not. Pentecostals are.

 

oh my bad. Maybe it is just the pedophile priests that are annoying.

 

I wouldn't know. I haven't met a pedophile priest yet, so I can't say anything.

 

Sure you can. Inside every person theres a little judgemental brat.

Let it out.

 

strange folks go door to door just to push there beilefs onto you. i think that's funny. my friend one time invited them in just to argue/make a point and then they started coming over once a week for like a month... it was great

 

i got trapped by these guys before

i was wlaking down the street in this one city called Moose Jaw

and they just came up to me

i thought they were sales people and were just going to walk by

but they came straight up to me and starting preaching there shit to me

i didnt want to be rude and say no

so i stood there and listened to there crap

 

What happens when a Jehovah's witness knocks on the door of another Jehovah's witness?


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they ask if they are ready to go

 

I mostly answer the door, but not always, im polite to them, i basically say thanks but no thanks. i think they are mad to be honest, i would really like to tell them what i really think, i am a pagan, would love to see the look on their faces

the ones who come to us always bring this sick looking little girl with them, not sure if they are jws tho.

blessings
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its so funny because I just got outa work and there was one of their little pamphlets jammed under my door haha

 

tell them you are into black magic and you are gonna put a spell on them

 

loll would love to, as much as that would be hilarious i wouldnt want to give them the wrong idea about paganism, even though they already think we are satans whores and all that shit.

idiots, maybe ill go to their door oneday asking them if they have found the joy of tantric sex.

you know they dont even celebrate their own birthdays?

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but they will accept gifts. my best friend in high school was a jojoba.