What sort of fart are you?

Silent but deadly?

Loud and terrifying like the hammer of zeus?

Long winded?

 

The first- especially in packed nightclubs.

 

Always varying. All great, especially the long winded ones where you feel like a deflating air mattress.

 

I am the long winded roar of Zeus.

 

the one you just had

 

wet and chunky

 

ahhhh hahahahaha

that gross

 

i dont fart in public ...when i do fart its as if a cyclone has exited my ass

 

i think he ment what kind of fart is your personality, not what kind of farts do you take

 

x2

 

still wet and chunky

 

I'm an old fart !!!

Peace

 

None. Im a human being

 

i am the dutch oven.

 

False. You're one of those girly, prissy farts that smell like perfume.

 

I'm anything but something that can compared to a fart.

 

i thought zeus had lightning bolts.....

hephaestus probably had a hammer, though, since he had a forge (vulcan was his roman counterpart)

oh, also thor, from norse mythology, had a famous hammer, and was also the god of thunder...

 

silent but deadly

 

shhhh, most people don't know this stuff....you can fake intelligence if you make stuff up as you go along :cheers2: