I smoke every day and need to pass a drug test...

i just got offered a job and i am guaranteed the job if i pass a drug test
so how would i go about doing so
the test isnt for at least 2 weeks
but i dont want to stop smoking

 

The job must not be that important to you if you are unable to consider not smoking for the next two weeks... obviously, there are ways to cheat the test if you must... <sigh>


However, you understand that IS the test, right? Most employers realize that a large majority of the population smokes pot. Most of them are fully aware of the fact.

But if you don't have the self determination and discipline to pass a simple drug test WITH TWO WEEKS NOTICE, then that pretty much tells them everything they need to know about you.

 

they didnt give me two weeks notice
my friend that works there told me they test you before you start and im starting in two weeks

 

start drinking a gallon of water a day. 48 hours before your drug test quit smoking and increase your water intake to two gallons for those two days. the morning of the test drink at least a half gallon of water..some people suggest taking a couple multi vitamins the morning of the test so your piss wont be so diluted but i dont think its necessary.

ive seen a 1/4 a day smoker pass using this method.. you just cant smoke for the last 48 hours before the test. no exceptions..

follow these directions and youll pass..

 

Yes, I realize that.

And I also realize that either A) That potential job is not all that important to you or B) Your priorities are all screwed up and you really don't deserve the job.

Why? Because you have two weeks yet you "Don't want to quit smoking".

If I was the guy hiring you, I would care less whether or not you smoke pot, but I would care greatly if you lacked the self discipline to stop smoking in time to pass a piss test with two weeks notice.

 

if you stop now and start drinking water you could pass it. just drink beer in the meantime, but dont drink 24 hours prior to the test.

 

dont be hatin'
haha
if they could care less than why test in the first place

 

For insurance and liability reasons.

And also to weed out the losers who can't pass a simple drug test WITH NOTICE.

I'm not hating man. I'm just suggesting you grow up. You can be a responsible adult and still smoke pot by knowing when it's appropriate to smoke and when it's not.

Be an adult and pass that test the responsible way, by not smoking between now and the test. Its simple.

 

Seriously "I don't want to stop smoking." Fuck it you won't pass. Even I'm not that much of a stoner that I couldn't stop for a week to get a job. Get a life you fucking pothead <=== Hypocritical but still i t makes a point.

 

you guys are crazy
that would suck to not smoke pot
when i tried once i lost my appetite couldnt sleep and i was incredibly depressed and i started drinking a lot to compensate

 

^Sounds like you have more issues than just an incredibly weak sense of self-control

 

and should go running and exercise on the 48 hours.. i heard

 

this is probably the best thing to do if you dont want to spend money on cleansing products, but if you dont want to stop smoking for two days your pretty much out of luck, IMO you should just do what hippiehillbilly said and with 2 days off pot when you smoke after those couple days your high will most likely be better especially if you get some good buds. plus income is always good.

 

Just quit for a couple weeks. Not a big deal. You've got enough time in your life to smoke, that 2 weeks without it will be NOTHING compared to it. So fuck it, quit for 2 weeks, and get the damn job. Don't be a loser with no job along with a pothead.

 

If you are dead set on not stopping smoking, i highly recommend Vail Triple Strength cleansing drink. You can buy it at most headshops or online. I and a friend have passed tests for work with only a couple of days notice. Also recommended to me from a friend known as "hippy andy". If he doesn't know how to pass a drug test, I don't know who would.

 

Wow. You're going to end up one of those pothead homeless people who ends up begging for change so they can buy weed or beer outside of 7-11.

I hope that isn't the case, but you seem rather insistent on this outcome with your attitude.

 

If you just stop smoking for two weeks you probably wouldnt have to do anything to pass. detectable amounts of thc dont stay in your system nearly as long as everyone thinks. I smoked everyday and passed a drug test in 11 days. If you really want you could just get someones piss who doesnt smoke

 

That seems like a kinda strong psychological dependency, man... if you feel like you want to die when you don't smoke you've gotta sort some shit out

BUT, you could try the whizzinator if they're still making them. I heard they got in some legal trouble or something.

kil0 also passed a test in 11 days notice, so two weeks should have pretty good odds if you stop now.

 

um stop smoking for 2 weeks jesus christ then u have a job and can buy more lol

 

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