Your Birthday Reading

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*, Nov 12, 2008.

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  1. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    Dave_techie, Nov 12, 2008
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  3. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    You just kind of suck in general.

    (note that I am getting too tired to make up more fake horoscopes)
     
    Face Eater, Nov 12, 2008
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  5. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    March 14th, 1986.
     
    Autentique, Nov 12, 2008
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  7. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    October 8

    Tarot card, too, please :cool::)
     
    Lynnbrown, Nov 12, 2008
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  9. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    July 10th :)
     
    AquaLight, Nov 13, 2008
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  11. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    thank you. i think its true. but im not a big gambler
     
    veroness, Nov 13, 2008
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  13. SpaceChive

    SpaceChive Member

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    april 3rd 1991
    Id like to know what my tarot card is too:p although im guessing the Fool
     
    SpaceChive, Nov 13, 2008
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  15. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    dammit, i want a face eater reading :D
     
    zilla939, Nov 13, 2008
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  17. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    DATE OF BIRTH PLZ
     
    Face Eater, Nov 13, 2008
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  19. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    April 3rd.
     
    Piaf, Nov 13, 2008
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  21. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    :eek:
     
    Piaf, Nov 13, 2008
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  23. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Nov 17
     
    Cate8, Nov 13, 2008
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  25. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    DO ME! DO ME!

    october 2nd
     
    indian~summer, Nov 13, 2008
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  27. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey Dar.

    I hope this offer still stands. I think I know my tarot card, but I'm not sure.

    Birthday is August 29th, born on a Wednesday.
     
    Aristartle, Nov 13, 2008
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  29. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    November 19. Less than a weeeeek!
     
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  31. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    March 8
     
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  33. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    August 30, 1989
     
    prissbaby, Nov 13, 2008
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  35. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    My dear spouse.

    White people born on this date are inately racist, to the very core of their being. You are likely to possess a bomb shelter underneath your house that is decorated with Nazi propaganda, with a secret door to a room containing a small stockpile of biological weapons. Your favourite novel is Mein Kampf and your favourite T-shirt reads...'Too many niggers, not enough bullets'. On weekends you attend Klan funded paramilitary training in preparation for the war for a white canada. You have an IQ of 87, have sex twice a day and can fit 3 cucumbers in your vagina.
     
    Face Eater, Nov 13, 2008
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  37. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    HAhaha. Brilliant.
     
    Aristartle, Nov 15, 2008
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  39. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    People Born on this Day are Sexy Individuals...Everyone wants to Have Sex with these Born Gods/Goddess...

    They smell of Sex...It Leaks out of every Pour...

    Being around these People make you All Hot and Horny...

    Clothing does not mask these Individuals Hot Sexy Bodies...
     
    mudpuddle, Nov 15, 2008
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