I've found my Mojo

I think I'm feeling better now. I woke up with a nice, big erection today

 

arty:

 

:hurray:

 

Mr. Mojo risin'!!!

 

Did you beat your meat like a man?

 

I am glad the gift I sent you helped...

 

Mmm, bacon.

 

that doll was modeled after me...makes ya' hot doesn't it, I knew it, I knew it would do the trick...

you are welcome...

 

Thats you isn't it? You seem to have lost a few pounds

 

Awe, you noticed.....that warms my heart and my anus at the same time..love..

 

because i was rubbing it for you when you were sleeping

i thought a genie was gonna come out

 

Why is that it never shows that your online? Are you a mod here woman?

 

Wow, my buddy just emailed me a lactating pron video. PM for the linky

 

Thats a negative. I would have been late for worky

 

Was it behind the sofa like I said?

 

Nar, I only saw Jesus there. He was scrubbing the carpet for me. I think he's Mexican.

 

But you found Jesus. Praise the Lord.

 

you couldnt ask him to come and scrub mine when hes done could. i spilt wax everywhere.