Because real expressions can never compare to an emoticon. I mean, can you do that with your eyes? Hmm? Or make question marks come up over your head? And I'll bet you not one of you has ever truly ran like this :willy_nilly:.
Well, we've already established I lead a sad existence, so will answering that question REALLY satisfy you that much? I mean, just because you're insecure about not having anything better to do than waste your life bitching about a forum doesn't mean that the rest of us are. I embrace my loserosity.
i did, once. then this huge dude at the bar punched me in the face and i fell flat on my back with my legs and arms still moving. my expression changed though. much more squinty and confused.