did you know...

that if female ferrets go into heat and don't have sex then they can die.


...imagine if that was humans.

 

I don't want to imagine that.
There's already way too many of us already.

 

of course i know that. i've personally saved 8 ferret lives.

 

There would sure be a lot more humans if that was the case.

Ferrets are adorable creatures, by the way. They learn tricks and stuff pretty well too. Really fascinating creatures.

 

I have two and they are pretty much the coolest creatures ever. its like they have no spine, you can touch their heads to their butts in both directions.

 

..and smell like cherrys, heaven and butthole

 

I like how excited they get when you bring them into a new place, a friend has a couple and they go completely insane when he brings them over. Just do their ferret thing all over the house.

They even keep their shit to one corner if they do shit, or they even use the cats' shit box.

 

they don't smell all that bad if you keep their livingg area clean. if humans lived in contained boxes where they relyed on people to clean their shit for them they would smell like ass too.

 

WOW...women would HAVE to have sex with us. Awesome.

 

lucky bastards

 

You could always just bring back the primality of raping and pillaging.

 

you could too if you practiced.

 

no i did not but thats some good information if i want to buy a ferret

 

wow, that's crazy info for me to have now implanted in my brain...

 

i was going to make a joke but then this clown makes it first.

 

I can imagine a world where we sit around, contained in a our box all day, waiting for Master ferrit to get home from work and feed us. Sounds wonderful, really.