what would you do with a million.....................???

Stack them all up along the walls of a huge gymnasium, turn them on to static and call it art.

WWYDWAM pieces of kibble?

 

Have a parade with cat spectators, and instead of throwing candy wed throw the kibble.

WWYDWA MILLIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Albums on the top 100 list

 

I'd do arts and crafts projects with them like - melt the albums to make popcorn bowls, or glue the cd's on the wall to make a huge mirror - because corporate radio sucks ass.

WWYDWAM carpet swatches?

 

put them all together and make the ultimate funky carpret from my house and all my friends houses

wwydam candles?

 

make a nice big pile of wax...
WWYDWAM cheese sticks...

 

i whould try too see if i can make lasgna out of that kind of cheese

what whould you do with a million used clothes

 

I would send them to Africa for dirt-poor women to put them between their legs.

What would you do with a million hungry Ethiopian kids?

 

Start UN aided Soup Kitchens?

What would you do with a million park rangers?

 

Give them rakes and tell them to clean up the bush


WWYDWAmillion snowmen?

 

melt them for h20....

WWYDWAM harley's....

 

run them all at the same time when my noisy neighbors are trying to sleep



WWYDWA million bottles of cola?

 

Cola + Mentos Olympics

WWYDWA Million, the Bare Naked Ladies "If I Had a Million Dollars" singles on vinyl

 

find a hill and get my buddies together for a frisbee distance competition



WWYDWA million pounds of roasted pumpkin seeds?

 

package them and use them for presents

WWYDWAM pounds of rotten fish?

 

bear bait


WWYDWA million artichokes?

 

eat them if they're boiled in tons of butter and garlic.

WWYDWAM hugs and kisses

 

Feel Loved.

WWYDWAM Islands

 

live on some and give them away to the homeless

WWYDWAM extra pounds

 

exchange them for US dollars


WWYDWA million noisy school aged kids?

 

save the world

WWYDWAM crying babies?