How is the poster above going to die?

huffed to much gas

 

eaten by his vintage toys collection

 

choked on a POG

 

told a dead baby joke at a madd convention

 

After saying a dead baby joke at a MADD convention, stumbles out in the middle of Wasila Main Street, and was killed by a drunk driver

 

tried to make a 90 degree right turn while driving a train

 

Tried to stop on a dime while leaving on a jet plane.

 

barfed out her heart

 

forgot to put on his parachute during his very first, and last attempted base jump...

 

thought it was a good idea to light someone ciggeratte near some gas

 

forgot to put on his motorsickel helmet....

 

You were ridin' your motorcycle. Going down a mountain road,
at 150 miles an hour, playin' your guitar.
On one side of the mountain road there was a
mountain, and on the other side there was nothin' - there was
a cliff in the air.

Now, when you're going down a mountain road at I50 miles
an hour you gotta be very careful, especially if you're playin'
a guitar. Especially if that guitar is an acoustic guitar.
Because if it's an acoustic guitar, the wind pressure is greater
on the box side than on the neck side, because there's
more guitar on the box side. you weren't payin' attention ..

Luckily you didn't go into the mountain - you went over the cliff.
you were goin' at 150 miles an hour sideways and 500 feet down
at the same time.

you knew it was the end. you looked down, you said ''Wow! Some
trip". you thought it...well you knew it was...you knew it was your last
trip, and in your last remaining seconds in this world, you decided
to write one last farewell song to the world.

Put a new ink cartridge in your pen. Took out a piece of paper.
you sat back and you thought awhile. Then you started writin':
I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle

And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy ...cle."

you knew that, it wasn't the best song you ever wrote, but you didn't
have time to change it. you were comin' down mighty fast.

But as you all know, and as fate would have it, you didn't die. you
landed on the top of a police car. And he died. you drove away
on the road that he was on. you came into town at a screamin'
175 miles an hour, playin' the motorcycle song.

 

died breaking the fall of a guy, a motorcycle,and a guitar.

 

Trash compactor.

 

acrylic fingernail glue allergic reaction

 

Trying to become the Bionic man, Died of infection from wounds resulting from surgically placing a sheet metal lining under his skin

 

at age 30 discovers he is hermaphrodite and dies trying to have sex with himself while driving down the freeway

 

Trying to be like the Virgin guy, by making his own rocket... spent all his life trying, only to explode on impact with the moon

 

newly discovered peanut allergy

 

Had a bad day, threw a little tantrum, fell into an Icehole....