Sarah Palin is a post turtle

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  1. nextGENERATIONhippie

    nextGENERATIONhippie Member

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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
    The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
    The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’
    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what the hell to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.
     
  2. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    Well Said! I like that term for her alot. it fits her perfect. McCain is a dumbass who thinks he smart by having this fox be his "mate" in the run for president. he just wants her to give all of alaskas oil to us.. bravo great post!
     
  3. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    That's pretty damned funny! I think I'll be sharing that one in the coming days...
     
  4. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    I'm glad to see this here. I got it emailed and kept meaning to post it.
     
  5. confessor

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    I'm sure we could find out who put her up there, but it doesn't matter now. The gate has slammed and she's fallen off, back on the ground where she belongs :)
     
  6. Vibes Alive

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    Can the turtle see Russia from atop the post?
     

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