I think the bitch at starbucks

I think the hair only existed in the glass menagerie in your mind Lynsey. :biggrin:

 

hahahaa my ex fiance used to make me do the impression for him. "I want an everlasting gobstopper too'.
I'm not that bad. I'm worth the maintenence

 

hahaaaaaaaa no my mind has a brazillian as does every woman I picture in my mind

 

get DNA testing sue then own all starbucks.

 

hahaha that would be awesome. you should get it on video

 

Do it correctly. Stamp your foot and say "Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!!!"

 

What if I actually wind up with an Oompa Lumpa though? What would I do with it?

 

Well you'll have someone to check the latte for pubic hair...

 

I say to get back at her you take that chunk of vag you pulled off yourself a few days ago and put it in her latte.

Chunk of vag > Pubes any day.

 

So did anything happen today?!?!?! I wannaknow NOW! 'stamps foot' Is it working?

 

haha nothing today. i am not going back there again. I seriously feel traumatized and violated. I know it sounds silly, but I really do.
I made coffee this morning with my french press and put cinnamon, steamed milk and agave nectar in it.
Not as good as a mocha...but healthier and no pubes, which is a huge plus.
I have a gift certificate from my b-day still from Andy's parents. I think i am going to get an espresso machine with it today.

 

hahaaaaaaaa that's great

 

true very true...lol

 

Well it's A plus also that's quite a complicated coffee you had there perhaps she got confused and just threw everything in including her vagina!? it's totaly possible. I'll be happier when you've drop kicked her while she's leaving work crying from being fired. ohh and punch her overys too.

 

I'm writting a letter and will mail it. I wish I would have told the manager the day she was rude to me. It is a good learning experience for next time to trust my instincts and life experience of what works. I always think I am over reacting and crazy, but I think i need to remind myself more often that there's a reason medicaid lets me into people's heads. If they think I have good judgement; why don't I trust my own?

 

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You're too nice, to the wrong people. Invite the manager out to coffee and tell her everything. don't forget to let your hand rest on her leg and look deep into her eyes. you'll get that orca fired and make a new friend.

 

hahaaaaaaaaaaa. I just need a day or two to get over it. I feel really like shameful. It seriously feels like I was sexually assaulted. It's weird.

 

i wonder what would happen if one of your kids wrote to your boss saying how you were rude to them and then you took a shit in their yard...

 

point taken...
but I would tell any of my kids to confront the situation in a way that was non-traumatic for them.