it's like my virginity

I used to have 12,000..... I used to be a contender.

 

who were you before?

 

Quest_techie.

 

ahhh, THAT asshole

 

yep

fortunately, I've mellowed.

edit: and I actually am really happy people remember that incarnation of me as an asshole, that's what I was going for at the time.

 

vagina is one of my new favourite words
and penis is a long time friend

 

Vagina is a mad good word.

 

Can I be there, or at least watch?

 

man ive been on here for like 3-4 years and i havent even reached 1,000 yet.

 

it's taken me 4 years and five days to get this far!

Boogabaah
comb my mangled fur



Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: astral plane of northern california
Age: 32
Posts: 15,000



arty: arty:


i remember when i was at almost 500 post and i thought i wasn't gonna come back so i asked for some snail mail addresses and then i bought one person a book for their fetus.. and i never mailed it..

 

:hurray::sifone:arty::grouphug:

 

i'm curtsying

 

You know what I think.
I AM YOUR VIRGINITY.

I've missed you so much.

 

my loss of virginity is now 17.. you're too young... unless it's like pregnancy.. it's there for 9 months afterward... now i'm confused!

 

Nope. You had sex at 15 at which point you were seperated from me. Thus I am forever 15.

 

yes.. but i'm 32... 32-15 = 17...

 

You said you lost it 17 years ago.
So 32 - 17 = 15.
The other explanation, is miscomunication.
Either way theres a 15 in there, which I can use to explain my age.


Besides, I would've thought you'd love your virginity more than this.
I got a fringe since i last saw you. :tongue:

 

i do.. and i let it grow back every now and again.

 

LOL don't we wish???

 

if i do enough kegals it might happen!